Monthly Archives: June 2011

Things kids say – Part II

The second installment in my conversations with my youngest son (8). This was Friday’s: Son: Dad? Me: Yes? Son: Do we have any felt tip pens at home? Me: Sure. We’ve got that huge box of them in the conservatory … Continue reading

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Self-Defence Lesson Number One – Don’t tell everyone you’re defenceless

Last week I posted about how unprepared Leicester City Council was for zombie invasions. Looks like the zombies found out: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427 ** UPDATE ** I have overlooked the real concern here – zombies are using Facebook to coordinate their activities!

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Things kids say – Part I

I seem to have regular conversations with my youngest son (8) which make me smile. I thought I’d post a few, before I forget them. This was Tuesday’s: Son: Dad? Me: Yes? Son: Dad, did you do anything to Mummy … Continue reading

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City Council woefully unprepared for Zombie attack.

A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion. The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror … Continue reading

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Bloody Revenge…

… was the title of a six-word story competition which ran during May on the Literature Bitch’s website. I’d forgotten I’d entered, to be honest, so was happy to be selected as a runner-up. Thanks, LB. Oh, and here are my six … Continue reading

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Starring in your own Edgar Allen Poe scene – for luck!

Buried alive – for luck! Continue reading

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