Things kids say – Part III

Another installment covering conversations with my youngest son (8). I wasn’t involved this time – the wife was standing at the supermarket checkout queue and decided to send the son into the Travel Agent’s opposite, to pick up a brochure. It was only a few feet away, so she could hear every word:

Son: Excuse me.

Nice Travel Agent lady: Yes?

Son: My Mummy wants something on Sing-A-Whore.

Nice Travel Agent lady:  * Cough * Pardon?

Son: Do you have a brochure about Sing-A-Whore.

Nice Travel Agent lady:  Oh, do you mean Singapore?

Son: Yes. Singapore.

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About djpaterson

Reader, Writer, Arithmeticer. Not always in that order.
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2 Responses to Things kids say – Part III

  1. Now THAT would be an interesting holiday destination 🙂

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